Sunday, February 28, 2010


Meravigliosa anche quando fa la cattiva*

Qui la versione non censurata

And in 3, 2...

[Chris Parnell] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
[Natalie] Hello.
[C] So Natalie, what's a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
[N] Do you really wanna know?
[C] Please, tell us.

[Natalie Portman]
I don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and a durban
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers motherfucker
Pull up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat til your shit in my shoe
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleanin
Fuck your man it's my name that he's screamin!

[C] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[N] I never said I was a role model
[C] But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

[Natalie Portman]
All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherfucker, drink til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!
(P!) It's for Portman! (P!) It's for pussy
I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun, so don't push me (hahaha..)

[C] Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this from a Harvard graduate?
[N] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
[C] Really, such as?

[Natalie Portman]
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit

[The Lonely Island]
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah~!)
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleanin
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) as for the drug use
Well I can't vouch for that, my dick is scared of you (ooh)

[C] Hoky dok... Natalie, one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it... (Sound of chair being broken over the interviewer's head)
[N] No more questions


*anzi, forse pure di più ^__^


kusanagi said...

ok, mi arrendo, ti piace anche Natalie.

Penso che tu ti sia guadagnato di diritto il titolo di fratellino, così la mia famiglia virtuale si allarga ... ^_-

E cmq sia chiaro che per me Lei sarà sempre e comunque Matilda ...

Weltall said...

@Kusanagi: bé è un onore essersi guadagnato il titolo con Natalie ^___*

P.S.: tra l'altro anche per me "Matilda" tutta la vita ^__^

nicolacassa said...

Che donna!!!!